Football Daily | Thought leader Eddie Howe runs out of time and ideas at Newcastle

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That a vote of confidence isn’t worth the paper it’s written on has long been a footballing cliche.

But not until this day did we know that this even applies to a vote of confidence that comes from Jonjo Shelvey – a man so devoted to the righteously upstanding that he once accused Alex Ferguson of grassing, following a high tackle committed in front of 45,000 fans, a worldwide television audience of millions and in full view of the referee.

Re: Marc Cucurella’s tattoo (Wednesday’s full email edition). So you’re saying he got a champ stamp?

I’ll see myself out” – Andy Beller. Hats off to the Brazil Superior Court of Sports Justice for banning Victor Gabriel for however long it takes his injured opponent to recover (Wednesday’s news).

Building on this initiative, perhaps we should record the amount of time players waste rolling around on the floor feigning injury, and hand out bans of equivalent duration at the start of the next match” – John Collins (not that one).

Far be it for me to offer a conspiracy theory, but Joshua Kushner is the brother of real estate developer Jared Kushner, who is the son-in-law of … Donald Trump.

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  Football Daily | Thought leader Eddie Howe runs out of time and ideas at Newcastle